Booking a stripper to your hotel room in Tel Aviv

Hotel bookings are the second most common thing we do after private flats, and among English-speaking guests they are the most common of all. They almost always come down to the same two questions: what do you tell reception, and how many people can you actually fit in a room. Both are answered here, along with everything else.

The first rule, and everything else follows from it: book to the room, not the lobby. A dancer waiting in a lobby is the reliable way to attract attention nobody wants. A room is private space and who visits it is the guest’s business.

What to tell reception

Nothing. There is nothing to declare and nobody to inform.

The dancer arrives dressed like any other guest, carrying a small bag, takes the lift and comes to the door. In a city hotel with hundreds of rooms nobody tracks who walks in, and in a small boutique hotel it reads as a guest visiting a guest, because that is precisely what it is.

What we do need from you: hotel name, room number and floor. If the lift needs a keycard, which is standard in the newer buildings along the beachfront, somebody has to come down to the lobby and ride up with her. Tell us that when booking rather than once she is standing there.

What does not help: clearing it with reception or asking the concierge whether it is allowed. The question creates the problem you were trying to avoid.

Is it legal

Yes. A private striptease performance is legal in Israel, and booking one to a room you are paying for is an ordinary thing to do. Hotels do not police visitors, and there is no register to sign.

What is not legal, and what we do not offer or broker, is any form of escort or sexual service. The booking is a performance with a start and an end. We state this plainly on hotel bookings in particular, because it is where the assumption comes up most often.

How many people fit in a room

This decides whether the evening works, and most people discover it too late.

• A standard room. Up to four guests and a solo show. There is a bed, an armchair and a narrow walkway, and that is roughly it. Five people in a standard room are already pressed against the walls.
• A larger room or junior suite. Up to six, solo comfortably. A table can be moved to clear a small square.
• A suite with a separate living area. Up to ten, and a duo starts to make sense. The living area is the space and the bedroom is where she changes.
• A large suite or two connecting rooms. More than ten. A VIP format in a hotel works here and nowhere smaller.

Most hotels also have a formal limit on occupancy per room, and it exists for safety rather than for your evening. Worth checking before you invite twelve people to a double.

Preparing the room

Less work than a flat, because a hotel room is already built correctly: no white ceiling light, dim side lighting, hard floor.

• Push the coffee table to the wall and clear a small square beside the bed.
• Bring the desk chair into the middle. It is the right chair: no arms, correct height, and nearly every room has one.
• Switch off the main light and leave a bedside or desk lamp on.
• Close the curtain. Not for modesty but because a large window at night is a mirror and it distracts from watching.
• Hang the do not disturb sign. The single step that prevents a knock at the door mid-show.

Noise, walls and the neighbours on your floor

Hotel walls are thinner than they look, and the guest next door did not choose to be part of the evening. That is the main difference from a flat, and it is easy to manage.

A speaker at low to moderate volume is plenty for a room. Six people laughing hard carry further than the music does, so it is worth mentioning to the group beforehand. Hotels act on complaints quickly, and one complaint at one in the morning can end an evening that started well.

If the group is large and loud by nature, a cabin or a rented flat suits it better. We say so even when saying so costs us the booking.

Business hotel, boutique hotel, holiday flat

Not every hotel behaves the same way, and the difference matters more to the evening than the star rating does.

A large business hotel. The simplest case. Hundreds of rooms, constant lobby traffic, nobody watching. The only drawback is small standard rooms, so a large group needs a suite.

A boutique hotel. Prettier, quieter, and therefore everything carries further. In twenty rooms every loud laugh travels. Excellent for four people, less so for ten.

A serviced holiday flat. The fastest growing format in Tel Aviv and the most comfortable for an evening like this: a real living room, a kitchen and an independent entrance. From our side it is simply a flat, and everything on the private flat page applies.

A small guesthouse. Entirely depends on the layout. An independent entrance works. Walking through a shared lounge past other residents does not.

Hours and arrival

We work around the clock and most evenings we can do last minute. Inside the metro area the time from confirmation to the door is 30 to 45 minutes.

Nine to midnight is the easiest window in a hotel. After one in the morning everything is still possible, it simply adds the cost of a ride home, which is set out on the prices page.

If the group is coming from dinner or a bar, set the hour for half an hour after you expect to be back in the room rather than for the moment you leave the restaurant. A group that scatters on the way is the most common cause of a late start.

Hotel areas we cover

The Tel Aviv beachfront holds the largest concentration, from Jaffa in the south up past the marina, and every hotel along it sits inside our normal range with no travel surcharge.

Herzliya Pituach and the marina hotels are inside the area as well, as are the business hotels in the ring around the city. Jerusalem, the Dead Sea, Haifa and Eilat need arranging earlier in the day and carry a travel sum quoted by message.

Paying

Cash at the end of the show, in shekels, to the dancer herself. No deposit and nothing in advance.

For guests arriving from abroad: bring shekels rather than dollars or euros. Nobody wants to negotiate an exchange rate at one in the morning, and the cash machine in the lobby does not always exist and does not always work. If a company event needs an invoice, that gets arranged before the evening.

What does not happen in the room

• The show ends when it ends. There is no afterwards and no arranging something on the side. We are not an escort service and do not broker one.
• Touching only when the dancer invites it.
• Photos only during the break and only with permission.
• We do not enter a room where somebody did not know, and not a room with children in it.

Four hotel booking mistakes

• Clearing it with reception. There is nothing to clear and nobody to ask. The question creates the problem.
• Ten people in a standard room. There is nowhere to stand and three of them see the show.
• Forgetting the lift needs a keycard. Standard in the newer buildings, and then somebody has to come down.
• Not hanging the do not disturb sign. Room service mid-show is exactly what it sounds like.

How to book

One message: hotel name, room number, hour, guest count and which format. We reply within minutes with who is free and give a final price in writing. If the lift needs a card, say so in the same message.

You can choose in advance from the gallery, where every profile states what that dancer performs and whether she works in English. More answers are on the frequently asked questions page, and the first message goes through contact.